5:31AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…sometimes you’re better off dead, there’s a gun in your hand that’s pointing at your head. you think you’re mad, too unstable, kicking down down chairs and knocking over tables…”
*Oh, man. It’s too early.*
“…in a western town, a dead end-“
*How is this song even on the radio?*
Click.
5:40AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…Lucky for you, that’s what I like, that’s what I like…”
*Ugh, I hate this song*
“…Sex by the fire at night, “
*Yeah, right.*
Click.
5:49AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…I’m happy, I’m feeling glad, got sunshine in a bag. I’m useless, but not for long, the future is coming on, it’s coming on, it’s co-“
*Heh. Gorillas*
Click. Toss. Smile. Pull blanket over head.
5:58AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…Come on down and get a flag, Make a donation to our Citadel Relief fund…One minute before 6 o’clock and my name is Michael Moxie. Coming up a little later this hour…”
*Enough.*
Click.
6:07AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…want a girl who gets up early. I want a girl who stays up late. I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity…”
*Oh, yeah. That’s me, baby. Except the getting up early part…*
“…want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooooooong jack-“
*I have a long jacket. I need a warm jacket.*
Click. Wrap covers tightly around me.
6:16AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…I finally see the pattern (I never learn, I never learn)…”
*heh, no shit*
“…But my love, he doesn’t loves me, So I tell myself, I tell myself…”
*no shit, bah*
Click.
6:25AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…in town ONE NIGHT ONLY at Sandia Casino – Morris Day and The Time…”
*wow. They’re not dead?*
“oh-we-oh-we-oh..”
*a land-that-time-forgot presentation, no doubt.*
Click.
6:34AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“… why don’t you just meet me in the middle…”
*yawn*
“…I’m losing my mind just a little…”
*More than a little, sweetcheeks…*
Click.
6:43AM
bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah bzzzah
“…Oh, but my heart is in Havana, My heart is in Havana (ay), Havana (ooh-na-nay)”
*Crap. I’m late.*
Click. Click. Click. Scramble. Fumble. Run.